Following William Shatner.



"I have 1.6 million mates"

1.6 million people follow William Shatner on Twitter. 1.6 million! To put this into context, it is the equivalent of Wembley Stadium at full capacity twenty times over, a fifth of London’s total population, or a line of uber-virgins stretching from Edinburgh to Birmingham; the most likely to make up this collection. William Shatner. 82-year-old, possible toupee wearing, Jewish-Canadian actor, and butcher of classic songs such as Rocketman and Common People, able to connect with a mass army of people; and I am not exactly sure why he has attained so many followers.

Don’t get me wrong, the former Captain Kirk comes across as a likeable, entertaining guy. He seems genuinely at ease with himself, doesn’t take life too seriously, and to achieve the kind of success he has – especially in an industry as brutal as the acting profession, needs a host of smarts and dedication to both get there, and even more so, survive its burning cauldron of sharks and piranhas. William Shatner took a golden opportunity, and made a living out of it; he is undoubtedly, a success. The problem is, do any of these points actually necessitate following him on Twitter? 

Lets suggest you are a genuine fan of his work; and we all know how obsessive/loyal to the cause Trekkies are. What exactly is gained from receiving his regular updates? Is there some kind of fulfilment in reading his public conversations with other celebrities; about random shit which only makes sense to old Bill, and the people who actually know old Bill? I cannot see how the possibility of posts to the black guy in Deep Space Nine saying “The world just wasn’t ready to have a brother lead the Enterprise”, or “I’d have made Janeway cook my dinner for me”,  have any relevance to anything outside his private life. It is the same philosophy with his collection of ‘twit-pics’. Unless he ever drops a massive turd in his toilet, posts a photo of it with the meme “Captain’s Log, 101”, I am not interested. I like his acting in Star Trek, but that to me is more than enough. Besides, it’s not like he’s going to invite 1.6 million people over for Budweiser and Tribble burgers to celebrate Labour Day weekend. 

Twitter is fan-mail in real time; another means in which to live vicariously through the famous. It does have its uses, and there are a few famous people who I feel use the tool in a progressive manner. Stephen Fry and Ricky Gervais are examples of this; who interact regularly with their fans, and seem to understand the slightly ridiculous nature of Twitter, as much as they do with life itself. Of course, these are two examples of very intelligent people who - regardless of fame, are independent minded, witty, have an ability to make others laugh, think, and often both. They use the social network as an open gateway for fun and growth; as opposed to the fragile ego boost used by other ‘stars’, to keep their dying light aflame. 

In fairness to Shatner, I don't place him in this list; even without Twitter, he is still a very active, household name, who doesn’t need an account for publicity purposes. And yet regardless, it constantly propels the famous above all else; the sole reason being, because they are famous. Anytime I type in a specific hashtag, the top comments are always from famous people. This is all well and good, if you carry the idea it makes sense to worship the words of human beings who happen to be on television or in magazines. But some dude from Glee’s opinion about civil unrest in the Middle-East? Or which brand of Shreddies Rio Ferdinand had for breakfast? Are these posts really so profound and meaningful, they have to overrule every other comment from ‘the general public’?

After examination of my original question, I come to this conclusion. The reason 1.6 million people follow William Shatner on Twitter? It is not for his pictures, his posts, his points, or even his highly credible possible toupee. The answer is quite simple really – people follow him, because it’s William Shatner. That’s it. He could write fifty updates a day talking about his love of collecting used toilet rolls from houses of other celebrities, or make constant jokes about Commander Worf slapping his knob over Captain Picard’s bald head, and the numbers will still only grow. I guess it’s nice for Shatner as a way to interact with his fans, but it all seems too discardable for my liking. I am not against social media, but I do believe it is a fad of a media driven, celebrity obsessed age; two decades or so down the line, it may seem crazy societies followed entertainers with such passion - the court jester has never been afforded so much power as he has today.

I log-on to Twitter, once again. Three fresh names appear to my left, and are offered as potential  ‘follows’; Commander Riker, Captain Spock, and Bobby Davro. While I respect all of their varying successes – I cannot say I have much interest in what they had for breakfast, or opinions on civil unrest in the Middle-East; purely because they are human beings who are on television and in magazines. But hey, maybe it’s just me. The notion of following is an alien concept; online, as much as in life. Sorry Bill. Maybe you need to post a few Captains Logs...


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On God's Behalf.


"Like a broken record"

A Christian preacher endlessly repeats the phrase “Nobody is worthy of praise, but Jesus!”. Twenty meters to his left, an Arabic male stands before a table of Islam, containing a banner reading “No one is worthy of praise, but Allah!”. Sitting in the middle of Cardiff city centre, watching on as random people pass by to catch the one man drum kit behind them instead. My residing thought about the 'messengers' is one of; “Well, one thing I do know for certain… you can’t both be right!”

For me, the notion of God has no association with religion. God is an eternal force of unexplainable light; which lives within our hearts from the day we are born. It is a term used to describe the miracles of life, and answers to questions too vast for our primitive mindsets. It is also another word for love, which has nothing to do with any systematic doctrine designed around judgement, destruction, or telling others they are wrong to follow whichever spiritual path they desire.

The love of God is about forgiveness, acceptance, and helping each other grow. The force of "No one is worthy of praise, but" carries elements of fear and attrition; aspects of insecure egos, not love. For these reasons alone, I find it hard to believe religions are truly ethereal. Even if they had started out as genuine plans of God to unify, man has hijacked the perception so much, all the purity has long vanished. Now instead of following God's plan, we are ordered to follow man's plan; pretending to be from God. I'm not buying it.

Perhaps I am wrong, and lack the necessary faith to become a true convert. Which means I am going to hell; quite harsh really, considering my decency comes from compassion, and not the force of a bunch of words, written by the hands of a man, upon sheets of paper. Their paths of judgement and rules go against the nature of human freedom. They always tell us how destruction is all part of “God’s plan”. Well last time I looked, men caused the tragedies of the crusades and World War Two; it had nothing to do with God. I always thought God’s plan was simply to give us life, make us all different while the same, and hope we learn to accept one another, and just be cool to each other.

I am not entirely against religion, as anything which improves without harming others, is good with me. And for those who carry their respective faiths as a catalyst for positive growth; in a dignified, peaceful manner, I salute you. It’s just the problem I have with the notion of all these religions having the answers, is how they arrive in a human form; as someone supposedly speaking on Gods behalf. God says more to the human race with a single sunshine or thunderstorm, than a thousand preachers could say in one hundred thousand years. When I want to speak to God, I listen to the subtle actions made around me; not some wanker on the street, screaming shit in my ears about an apocalypse which never happens.

I do not believe any human being speaks on Gods behalf; at least knowingly, anyway. So when I see man made signs reading “No one is worthy of praise, but Allah.” Or Homo-Sapien vocal chords preaching “Nobody is worthy of praise, but Jesus”? I have to wonder why a God which controls the entire universe, would afford the power of a message like this to a mere mortal, in such a ridiculously obvious and annoying way. 

The way I see, in the eyes of God? The only religion is people. And all messages of 'worship' do, are separate us even further. If there was any messenger of God in Cardiff that day, it was the one man drum kit. God never sounds so good, when in the form of music...

Lee.

Llundain I Gaerdydd.



"Millennium Centre"
It’s 3am on a cool summer’s night, somewhere in the heart of Cardiff City Centre. I’m engaged in a bus-stop conversation about European poverty with a young woman who looks and sounds like a Ukrainian Jodie Foster. The conversation ends as abruptly as it begins, as her taxi arrives. We wish each other well while barely meaning it; in the manner in which polite strangers do. Minutes later, an old Asian couple take her place. We discuss Cardiff; I explain its energy and beauty. Then tell them the trip has been good, but nowhere near as much as it would have been, had my girlfriend been by my side; something I knew I would feel before I arrived, but never in as much as abundance, as I did...

Ordinarily at 3am, I am fast asleep in the comfort of my bed, awaiting a standard Friday in London. However, thirty-six hours ago, a force of impulse hit me whilst sitting in the all too familiar setting of Harrow Starbucks; I need a day away to some place new. I’m going to Wales!” I had the time and - more importantly, the desire. So I booked a coach for the next morning; and that was that. I didn’t know why exactly I made this decision, but figured it would make sense, a few days down the line.

The next morning at Victoria Coach Station - still unsure why I was travelling exactly, I was met with hoards of young backpackers heading to “Latitude”; a three day music festival in Sussex. My curious nature led me to a conversation with two overtly posh students about the gig; including topics such as the joys of Pigeon poo, Wellington boots, and the greedy nature of the very corporate Rolling Stones. I was hoping for a quiet four hour trip along the M4 to Cardiff, so was happy for a brief interaction, post-journey. 

Unfortunately, this never came to pass. Minutes after finding my seat, a Chinese student – on route to Cardiff with her friend, decided to fill the empty seat beside me. While friendly enough, I wasn’t looking to engage in pandering to broken English, and explain the meaning of 90% of the words I use. And yet – due mainly to the fact she had an iPad, it made the journey a little interesting; the discovery of Candy Crush and an episode of SpongeBob Squarepants, certainly broke the journey down. But god that kid was annoying. How many times do you have to ignore someone, before they figure out you wish to be left alone?

Arriving in Cardiff, the first noticeable sight was how busy, peaceful, and tiny it is; in comparison to most capital cities. Cardiff Castle, shopping centre, university, government assembly, history museum, and national stadium, sit within a half-mile radius of one another; the Millennium Stadium - for example, is right beside both the river and shopping centre. It is akin to having Wembley Stadium in Soho, if you can imagine that. This was graduation day at the historical Cardiff University; leaving the area loaded with proud students and their even prouder parents. As I ate lunch – feeling happy yet lonely at the same time, and surrounded by mixtures of bachelor boys and girls, rugged and stylish chavs, rugby shops, and endless streams of street-entertainers, I had a feeling Cardiff seemed blissfully at ease with itself. The answer to why came from the lips of a gruff Scotsman - visiting for the weekend with his wife; “The main difference between Cardiff and London? Cardiff doesn’t have anything to prove… and never smells of piss.” Okay the last part I added myself - but he wouldn't have been lying. 

"Cardiff Bay"
A few hours of visiting the usual attractions, I ventured to Cardiff’s hidden gem – situated a half-mile south of the city centre; Cardiff Bay. This is the coastal area of the city which - unless you were aware of its existence, could easily be missed on any given visit. The straight road of Bute Street which leads there is a built up chav paradise; much like having to cross a giant Poundland, in-between two different forms of paradise. The journey was worth every filthy step, as once I arrived at the mesmeric beauty of Roald Dahl Way - and the bold lettering of the Millennium Centre, I was left with nothing but a small corner to turn before I hit an open coastline resembling the south of France on a scorching, clear day; tranquil, quaint, and as relaxing to the mind as a day in bed with a set of Buddha scriptures. Physically and mentally, I was content. Emotionally however, I knew this was meant to be enjoyed with my girlfriend by my side; the feeling was bitter-sweet, but in many ways, it was something I needed to know.

As the sun slowly set for the day, and I made my way back through Poundland, the night-life had captured the city centre. Seeing endless streams of drinkers outside the pubs and bars bought out the cynical Londoner in me; expecting armies of aggressive, hostile welsh drunks causing all sorts of mayhem, come midnight. And yet, come midnight, it didn’t happen. People drank, had fun, sung and dance a bit (one guy’s guitar led rendition of the Arctic Monkey’s “When The Sun Goes Down”, could have passed for the real thing), then went home. The entire evening I saw two ambulances, three police cars, and not a single van. The noisiest sound emanated from a big-screen rendition of Tosca and the ensuing applause when it finished; hardly riot inducing.  

As the night drew in, and the time for me to leave arrived, a bitter-sweet ambivalence to my time in the city was my abiding memory. For me, the journey was not about the beauty of Wales capital city – even though it was impossible to ignore. As much as taking a step outside my comfort zone while in a stage of calm clarity, and to see how I felt about it. Twenty-four hours from London, turned in to a collection of sobering sights, and random conversations which were not random at all. They were a reminder that everyone is travelling somewhere, everyone is searching for something, and everyone needs someone to share the pathway with. Even now, while the beauty of my time there was heightened by Welsh hospitality and class, it was also dampened by the solitary nature of the experience; perhaps the reason I write this article.

Not having my girlfriend around, made me more open to conversation - and conversation more open to me. And yet, as interesting as they all were in their own varying ways, none could replace the magic and ease about life I feel when we journey together. Cardiff is a beautiful city, and I cannot recommend it highly enough, as a hidden nugget of Great Britain’s western arm. But memories are made to be shared, and love is even more apparent when the source which makes it grow, is absent. Much like the city of Cardiff itself, it is made special by the collective being viewed as one, and the unifying nature of differing types of people sharing the same experience. I guess this is an aspect of life we ignore; it takes one person to do something, and another to appreciate the act - a solid reason for communication.

I will go there again in the future. The next time however, the missus is coming with me; at least that way I can sit beside someone I want to on the journey there, and not feel too bad, about missing conversations with Ukrainian Jodie Fosters. But of you can, go visit Cardiff; just don't forget the bay...


Lee.

Love Is A Foreign Language.


In the early days, control was important. It was important for me to mould her into the perfect ideal, of what I believe I wanted in a potential life partner. It didn’t work. She was an individual spirit, with a more stubborn outlook than apparent. And – much like myself, wasn’t going to allow anybody power of influence, over the core of what makes her who she is. A year into this relationship, I began to understand my need for control developed from an irrational, conditioned fear; a fear she could abandon me at any moment, a fear she could leave – I don’t know for certain. All I knew, was no relationship grows inside the constricting framework of fear; only love – a place where boundaries remain non-existent. I had to make a change.

Conversely to this, she had accepted me for all my qualities; the wonderful, the obscure, and the downright ridiculous. Her ethos was one of people are people; and when you love someone, you accept them for all that they are; within reason - she wouldn’t stick around if I ever struck her – and I wouldn’t expect her to. I saw this attitude in her parents; who remain together after many years, even though they are the quintessential bickering old couple. The emotional side of our upbringings were always a major difference between us; she was raised around love, me around not hate, but a fear which manifested as hate. Fear is the true opposite of love, and where all negative aspects of life are rooted; this from someone who has wasted many years of life, in that shitty place.

As time drew on, and the nature of her personality came through, I began to understand how these irrational fears had developed in my youth, and were no longer necessary; they were designed around people now completely meaningless in my life, so why keep holding them? In truth, the worry of giving myself to someone who would abuse it was always a major concern. But time unravels everybody’s true nature; and hers is as genuine as I have ever seen. Why is she like this? We both have natural compassion, but she knows how to love – and had the metaphorical balls to tell fear to go fuck itself. She had already seen love, to know love. For me, it arrived in such an apparent manner, much later in the day. It is in many ways like learning to read and write a foreign language, as an adult; children pick it up instinctively.

With fear, relationships stagnate, breed more fear, and become awash in negativity. As it develops, a couple forever remain lost, driven in their actions by the fear of infidelity, loss of interest, running out of communication tools, you name it. It is always sad to see a couple with a total lack of passion in one another. I guess, on a deeper level, this can be transferred to the wider world itself; fear It and remain trapped. Love it, and watch the world grow like a sunflower in the heart of a perfect summer. 

And this is what I know now, that I did not know three years ago. Love is never about power, control, or imprisoning a soul to suit our own insecurities. In fact, love is the polar opposite. It is about being able to yield power; trusting it shall not be abused. Letting go of control; knowing you cannot crash when all the walls you built through fear, no longer exist. And accepting personal insecurity as our own problem, and no one else's. When we learn to accept human beings for all their quirks and odd, unique ways, we then learn to accept ourselves in the same positive manner. As long as the person we accept is not driven by the self-destructive and generally quite selfish nature of fear, it is likely to turn out okay. And if you personally are – like I once was – and still fight with, now and again. Remember that love is pure, and fear is imaginary.  

In the early days, control was important. Today, I no longer fear the need for it. It is love which affords me the ability to write this so openly; If I had used fear instead, I wouldn't have the metaphorical balls to even start...


Lee.

The Australian English.


"English Gentleman" 2013

Technically, Australians are English. The main difference separating the European English from the Australian English, however, is the Australian English – mixed in with a few nefarious Celts, are the result of forcing hundreds of thousands of early 18th century English rapists, muggers, and thieves halfway across the world to a remote, tropical paradise. Whereas the European English are a searing melting-pot of ancient history; created from groups such as the all conquering Romans, stoic Germanic tribes, and fearless Nordic warriors.

Over the course of the last two centuries, both nations have evolved in drastic yet powerful measures. England conquered and eventually relinquished power of most of the natural world. Saw political and social revolutions; as well as survive two global wars. And - with pure dignity, handed humanity some of its finest culture, cuisine, and technological breakthroughs. The land down under - now known as Australia, played cricket on the beach, forced native Aboriginals into virtual obliteration, and invented Rolf Harris. 

All the while however, as the Aussies constructed a sun-drenched world-of-criminal-war craft, it was impossible to ignore the English flourish. It made them feel an impassioned anger, at a Mother-land which had discarded them like a Prisoner Cell Block H VHS box-set; chucked into a charity shop bargain bin with the autobiography of Yahoo Serious, and signed autographs of Clive James. The Aussies – in-between organized bouts of aboriginal bashing, had time to brood, and to build. By the day they became a land free from the ancestors who sent them there, they finally understood their sole reason for being, was to beat the English at any task, at any cost. Nothing less would be acceptable, in the eyes of the Australian.  

Since then till now, Australians are taught that because they can't be natural English, they must devote their lives to defeating them at all things; mostly sports - everything else involves too much thinking. Many victories have been won and lost on both sides. The Ashes; a small cricket urn fought between the two every few years, has predominantly been won by the Aussies; (though it should be noted, losing teams in their land are publicly whipped on Sydney Harbour Bridge, then forced to watch the entire collection of Alf Stewart scenes in Home And Away - which some actually enjoy), so the pressure on their chip-filled shoulders is far greater to succeed.  

"Australian 'Man' 2013"
This obsession with sport, has effected their growth in many other avenues of creativity and thought. Australian art lacks the sophistication of England; any nation who’s most successful movie is about a middle-aged leather bushman with a massive knife, is hardly comparable to Shakespeare.They also still worship Ned Kelly - a convict. Though this does make sense; Aussies are big on respecting their past, and their national motto is "if it aint broke, I'm still gonna steal it."...

Joking aside, the English and the Aussies make great enemies, because they are loaded in similarities unique to their countries. Both are known for their belligerent arrogance to the wider world; believing they know better, and are better than everybody else – especially one another. Both are skilled in global diplomacy, yet also bone-chillingly ruthless in the face of adversity. Neither like to or will allow any nation to bully them, and both are shit at international football, and produce appalling commercially oriented pop stars.

Deep down, all Australians are a little bit English. Deep down, all English have an odd kind of affection for Australians. They are us – only with much more sun, much less civilization, and a heap more sporting success. Geographically, they are the furthest nation from England on this planet. Emotionally, they are the closest nation to England on this planet. Regardless of all these facts; nothing beats a little Aussie bashing…  mate!

Lee.